Story by Jordan Clark. Art and a few one-liners by me. 16 pages, full color, oversized comic and activity book. The most fun I’ve had drawing a comic, possibly ever. There is a very limited supply (less than 35 copies as of 9/15/2026) signed by Jordan and me and this book will not be reprinted.
Explore the eldritch horrors of fast-food mascot lore. Beings not born of marketing minds, but summoned from the deep fryer beyond time and space. Listen for their unearthly names whispered beneath the hiss of all-beef patties. Dare to gaze upon indigestible truths.
PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING WITHIN THE U.S. Message me on the Contact page to discuss international orders.
Story by Jordan Clark. Art and a few one-liners by me. 16 pages, full color, oversized comic and activity book. The most fun I’ve had drawing a comic, possibly ever. There is a very limited supply (less than 35 copies as of 9/15/2026) signed by Jordan and me and this book will not be reprinted.
Explore the eldritch horrors of fast-food mascot lore. Beings not born of marketing minds, but summoned from the deep fryer beyond time and space. Listen for their unearthly names whispered beneath the hiss of all-beef patties. Dare to gaze upon indigestible truths.
PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING WITHIN THE U.S. Message me on the Contact page to discuss international orders.
